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Who pooped on your lawn? Was it your neighbor or his dog.
We need a device that tracks down the culprit. What Doggie did the doggie doo.
So we have a unique way of crowd Funding, buy all my zombie t-shirts for yourself, your enemies, and for any organization of which you are a member. If I get enough funding in this way then I promise that in the year 3000, once they thaw my brain out, I will consider thinking about dog poop. Fortunately, you won't be around to check. But on the bright side, I still will have spent your money!!!
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