What is up, peeps! Okay, OKAY! I know you are probably livid at me and rightfully so. I said I would be back more often and I haven’t but since I have been put into the realm of work purgatory once again (Yes, I AM BACK ON THE FINAL FANTASY GET OUT OF MY BUILDING CLOCK) I have been in a really meh mood. Thinking about just taking some time off this time around. Get my shit right and all. Time to stand out:

Okay, I was just looking for an excuse to put this up because it is what I am listening to at work. It’s all I can do to keep from snapping and punching the shit out of everything. Now I want to do a bit of a double play on this post. Reason being is that two things are really beginning to irritate me. Now things irritate me all the time (babies crying, babies smiling, people talking about babies, Beanie Babies) but these two things are really just beginning to make me wonder if the confidence of people is being shot to hell by the fact that they invest too much into people that really don’t return the investment. Deep? Sort of, I haven’t had a drink in a while. First off, I said I was going to finish up on my cosplay/objectification post and while I have gotten over that issue because….well, I honestly couldn’t give two shits about those that strive to gain attention by being objects but demand to NOT BE CONSIDERED objects…I said I would and I am a man of my word. I will leave it with this:

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE VIEWED AS A WHORE, DON’T DRESS IN A WAY OR DO THINGS IN WHICH PEOPLE MAY MISTAKE YOU FOR A WHORE.
That…pretty much covers it. You don’t like it? Cover up. Is it fair? Fuck no, but neither is the fact that I can’t have a Richard Roundtree afro and still get the jobs I want. Life is a bitch, either smack it or find a lady. Now with that being covered, there is a second thing I want to talk about real quick. That is a word that I have talked about before and I am sure you all know my stance on. That is… FRIEND ZONE First off, you all know I think this is bullshit. It’s a place that only exists in the world of pussy ass dudes and trick ass bitches where men think they are placed by women because they are “too nice” while women have kept this bullshit fantasy land going because they want all the attention that a boyfriend gives but none of the responsibility that a girlfriend has so she keeps men at a platonic bay to get all the rings. Like Hal Jordan when he killed all the other Green Lanterns. One thing I have always said (and recently women who don’t understand the bullshit they have created with the “friend zone” are now saying) is that if you are “friendzoned” find someone that likes you the way you like them. That’s the answer. Period. HOWEVER… now WOMEN are being put into the friend zone and it has now become a place. For this, I laugh because:
IN YOUR FACE! You see, there have been a small amount of men (It took years but now I am included) that realized the “friend zone” isn’t a real place, like Cincinnati or Narnia. It is a state of mind created when you want someone to want you for you in a non-platonic way and that shit aint gonna happen. So rather than just take responsibility and say “she just don’t like me in that way and that is cool” they made up a land where they are the victim because she just doesn’t see the kind of guy you are. Which is the model of being a PUNK ASS BITCH. See, that subset of men realized “wait, if she doesn’t want to be with me like that…what’s wrong with me?” and they realized maybe…just maybe…she wants to be friends. So you know what
we did? We treated them like friends:

See, this is when things got interesting and the “friend zone” went from being an imaginary place where a good number of women felt men went when they weren’t man enough to accept not want to fuck them (But by all means still tell her she is pretty and treat her like a boyfriend) to a tangible place. Now this is something that I will preface by saying I can only run off of what I know and have observed. This isn’t science but I have seen it among my friends of all kinds and I for the last 5 years or so. When you realize (or get told) as a man that you have a woman that you know that isn’t interested in you past being friends and you respect to the point that you treat her like a friend…they really don’t like it. Now again, I am just speaking off of my own experience but women want all the power to control a friendship with a man. It is her choice whether you are just friends or something more. The moment you overstep your bounds and make a move and she isn’t interested she will tell you quick that you are just friends.

The moment you accept that and treat her like a friend…she will NOT like that. This isn’t ALL women so don’t get all IPS on me out there. In my experience though, the moment when you accept the fact she just “wants to be friends” and you stop doing anything in line of not treating her the same as a girlfriend but not being a boyfriend (Paying for going out, hugging, saying she is pretty and not a hussy) she gets highly upset. Why? Now SHE is just a friend as well. For some women, that is exactly what they wanted and everything works fine. For SOME women, and it’s a large quantity of women I have had the luxury (NOT) of being friends with, get upset and say the “friendship has changed” or “you’re acting different” which at first caught me off guard and then I realized something:
NO SHIT IT’S CHANGED! Not for the worse but just not in the way she wanted it. I never tell my male friends they are pretty. Well, sometimes I do for a certain person but I know it makes him feel good about himself and I don’t mind obliging. I don’t always pay for my male friends. I sure as HELL never have to always agree with my male friends either. So when I treat my female friends like my male friends they get upset because they are on even keel. Women like to be the most important person in the room and for men the most important person to them at that time which is the MODEL OF BEING A FUCKWIT but I can get it. So if she is the same as everyone else…she isn’t special. I actually got told I was being mean because I didn’t break plans with another female friend because I wasn’t treating her “like I used to.” Now said person had a boyfriend and it wasn’t the first time she had said it so I responded with “your boyfriend is supposed to treat you special, I am supposed to treat you like a friend and friends sometimes have other plans.” STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, CHACHI!
That DID NOT GO OVER VERY WELL. I was every asshole in the book and even had it thrown in my face about it was because I used to like her which actually wasn’t even the case (She had a boyfriend and this was back before my fuckery. Peeps sadly know what I mean) but because she was being treated normally and not special (Which was my own fault, I did spend more time with her than others but it was because we worked together) she felt she was being “friended.” Overall, I don’t believe in the “friend zone.” I have waffled in the past about it because it felt like no female wanted to date me and only wanted to be my friend. Then it hit me: at least they want to be my friend so it can’t be that bad. As long as they were truly genuine about wanting to BE friends and weren’t just trying to get all the perks of a boyfriend with none of the responsibility of being a girlfriend because be DAMNED if you went supposed to tell her she was pretty every five seconds. Oh and if are the only girl hanging out on a Friday night with 5 guys…and NONE of them know eachother…you a hoe. You aren’t popular, you are three Long Island Iced teas away from a Brazzer moment. Yes, I went there.

Lastly, I mentioned I was going to talk about boobs on my last post. Now you all know how I feel about boobs.

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Don’t get me wrong, I like any other man will look and admire. But when it all falls down…women don’t know how to use them. Women with big boobs are like blacks with money: they treat them like they are going out of style and just use them for tacky and pointless endeavors. Let that marinate for a second and realize how dumb we are as a human race. Women, do understand that before I say this I love you. Now its only because there is no viable third option, but I do love you until that happens. That being said… BOOBS DO NOT: • Make you funny • Make you smart • Counteract character flaws (Like being a raging bitch or world-class hussy) • Make men listen to anything you have to say (BECAUSE MEN ARE LOOKING AT THEM HANGING OUT AS YOU TALK! DUH!) • Make you more attractive (Like 24” rims on a RAV4) • Give you a reason to not have a personality I know those are some kind of mean things to say and trust me, I didn’t want to say them. They had to be said. Woman make the boobs, boobs don’t make the woman. As a woman, if you use them to get what you want, more power to you. Cant knock a hustle for real.

You never know how long you will have them where they are so use them for what they are worth by all means. However, you cannot get all pissy when someone views them as objects if you USE them as objects. You use them to get what you want by wearing low cut shirts? Getting mad when someone actually LOOKS down the shirt just makes you look stupid. I stand by the Zebra Theory to this day so if you put yourself in a situation where you are putting them out as an object you cant be shocked when they are viewed as objects. Be responsible with them because when it all falls down, if you give them power they will become more powerful than you. If that is cool with you then knock it out the box but if you want to be known as more than boobs, don’t put them out there too far beyond where you are.

Well, that is all for now. I will try to be back up a little sooner as get closer to my timer hitting zero. I am always open to requests if any peeps have one. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Chachi Out