I got a Taxi down to the vet because I wanted to see my cat one last time before they put him down. I hadn't been expecting to have to do that and I was trying not to cry in the taxi but not really succeeding.
"Do you work at the vet?" asked the driver.
"No"
"What are you going down for then?"
*sniff* "I just need to see the vet"
"I take my dogs there"
"Oh"
"So...you do work there?"
"No"
"Well why are you going down to the vet?"
*voice shaky* "I just need to see the vet"
"Oh, right" *pause* "Aye but do you work there?"
"No"
*another pause* "Because I was going to say, my dog, he's a year old now"
"Oh" *actually crying now*
"And his, you know, testicle. It hasn't dropped.
*silence*
"That's £2.60, thanks"
"Do you work at the vet?" asked the driver.
"No"
"What are you going down for then?"
*sniff* "I just need to see the vet"
"I take my dogs there"
"Oh"
"So...you do work there?"
"No"
"Well why are you going down to the vet?"
*voice shaky* "I just need to see the vet"
"Oh, right" *pause* "Aye but do you work there?"
"No"
*another pause* "Because I was going to say, my dog, he's a year old now"
"Oh" *actually crying now*
"And his, you know, testicle. It hasn't dropped.
*silence*
"That's £2.60, thanks"
