Once again the spectre that is St Valentine's Day is upon us, and with it the dilemma Faced by all who, like the Gnome, combine a romantic nature with an unparalleled ability for forgetfullness.In other words, what can one do when faced by a spouse, eyebrow raised and rolling pin in hand, when she (or he) broaches the subject of a noticeable absence of love tokens?The Gnome cannot be alone in