This can be really annoying and time consuming. It’s the one little Turd nugget that refuses to be flushed, especially with the advent of the “low flow” toilets. And as Murphy would dictate, it almost always happens at someone else’s house. I hate this because I do not like taking a crap outside of my own bathroom, so I already have tremendous discomfort to begin with. Then this happens. The turd that doesn’t quit. A turd with the resolve of a heavyweight champion prizefighter with an iron jaw.

Now I have a decision to make. Do I keep flushing, wasting gallons of water to get this little bastard down to his final grave? Do I reach in with something, fishing him out like a random walnut floating in a still pond? How about taking the end of a plunger, crushing it up into little pieces, then flushing him down the toilet? These are distasteful but important options to ponder. F!#k it , who am I kidding. I will usually waste a hundred gallons of water to get the little bastard to go. Screw the environment. Two thirds of the earth is made up of water anyway.