Two Women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are verydrunk and the walk home is taking some time due to their intoxicatedstate. Eventually, they find themselves desperate for a wee.

At that particular moment, they are passing a church and decide to gobehind the headstones in the graveyard. As they finish they bothrealize they have nothing to 'freshen-up' with so the first womandecides to use her knickers and then throw them away.

The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctantto lose them, when she notices a new grave nearby with lots of freshflowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with a thick softribbon.'Just the job' she decides and without another thought, duly drags thebouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task completed,the women continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second.

"We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last night."

"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband

"My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her @rse that said,

'We'll Never Forget You - From All the Lads at the Fire Station'"