The IT guy at work is super friendly. It makes me wonder if I work for one of those companies that tracks which websites you visit. No one's ever gotten in trouble for anything along those lines but you never know. We recently got an e-mail notifying us that they'll soon begin tracking our IM conversations. (For our OWN GOOD, of course. How many times, no really, how many times has this Happened to you: you have a very important IM Conversation with a co-worker and wished you'd saved it. Well? It hasn't happened to me once. Not a single time. The only conversations I wish I had are the drunk ones with S.H. so I can do intense damage control.)

If the IT guy at work read my internet history he'd learn:
-I am obsessed with my new birth control pill. I check the WebMD reproductive health message board daily.
-I like to Google airplane to disasters to convince myself it can't happen to me.
-My (boyfriend's) friend posts lots of big breasts on his website. Because I am addicted to my boyfriend, I am addicted to his friend's blog.
-I frequent wine bars, but I can't seem to find a good one in Midtown.
-I am obsessed with myself. (I Google myself almost as often as I Google my pill.)
-I love the Yankees, power pop, and visiting obscure cities in Upstate New York.

I wonder how much of this stuff the IT guy and I have in common ...