I have seen this a few times, but its worth having here .
FRIENDSHIP
1. When you are sad- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared- I will rag on you every chance that I get.
5. When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused- I will use little words and speak slowly.
7. When you are sick- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge to the end. Why, you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I need to bring a shovel.
FRIENDSHIP
1. When you are sad- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared- I will rag on you every chance that I get.
5. When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused- I will use little words and speak slowly.
7. When you are sick- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge to the end. Why, you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I need to bring a shovel.
