The fourth post I have done with regards to bad Lyrics seems to back up the suggestion that the list of embarrassing lyrics is not a particularly short one.

SNAP: “I'm as serious as cancer, when I say Rhythm is a dancer.”
Thank god for editing, or that might have actually ended up in a song..... oh, right.

Des’ree: “I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news”. How desperate are you to rhyme???
“I don’t want to hear your song, it’s really gone so wrong, I’d rather smoke a bong, or slit my fucking wrists.”

“Money money money, must be funny, in a rich mans world.” Funny if with your vast wealth you hire an A-list comedian to follow you around and tell you jokes non-stop on a day to day basis. Otherwise, not funny, just awesome.