This is a blog.

The mere existence of such a laughable notion as a ‘blog’ says a lot more about the human race’s psychological and sociological development than many of us would like to admit. Over the past few years of technological endeavour we have spurned actual physical contact and segregated ourselves into our own digital worlds…

And I couldn’t be happier.

People are essentially ridiculous; we are lumps of decaying matter, idly bumbling about this spinning planet as though any of their actions or reactions matter to anyone but ourselves.

But enough of these pseudo-sociological ramblings. What I’m really here to talk about is Ham.

Ham is the finest of all processed meats and is the delicious, crowning glory of any sandwich or crisp salad.

As a rule, a eat Ham every day, but if Ham is not available I will enjoy other Pork products (or by-products) such as sausage rolls, pork baps or anything which is a derivitive of Pig.

I recommend trying Smoked Ham perhaps once or twice, but Honey Roast is most definitely my favourite. I sometimes listen to Queen whilst eating Ham.