I sat down to write my post today and started to worry that I had a case of writers block today....but then came to the realization that it's just a case of laziness. A bunch of stuff has happened over the past week or so, but they are all such long, drawn out stories, I'm afraid I would bore myself typing them all out, let alone you having to read them, so here is a quick re-cap.

• A 3 year old inside the bouncy house at the boys birthday party last Saturday beat the shit out of all the kids there that were smaller than him and made them cry (including my child) and the mom got offended & left the party when all the other kids started ganging up on him.
• We got an AWESOME early wedding gift from Chris's parents: A kickass Char-Broil grill.
• My new fabulous website is almost done...I can't wait for everyone to see it.
• My mom had a biopsy of a mass she has on her neck (they originally thought it was the Mumps, but turns out to be some kind of infectious cyst or something?). She's having surgery on it tomorrow.
• The baby apparently had some sort of tummy bug on Monday and walked over to me with poop dripping down his legs. Yup, it was all in his Crocs and more importantly, all over my floor. That was fun to clean up.
• I know I did a seperate post on this Tuesday, but in case you missed it, my six year old flushed a stick of my deodorant down the toilet and we couldn't get it out. A plumber had to come take the toilet apart & vacuum it out on Monday afternoon. $165 later.
• My bulkhead is FULL of crickets and it's really annoying. They are making A LOT of noise down there.
• I've been telling my six year old forever that he's not allowed to have a Nerf gun (yes, he asks all the time) and what does he get for his birthday.....a Nerf gun. I would never get something like that for anyone without checking with the parent first, but apparently people don't think.

There's probably more, but I'm drawing a blank at the moment. I hope next week is less eventful.