Me: “My friend Patty wants me to go with her to a quilters club meeting tomorrow.”
J: “You should go.”
Me: “Yeah, well, I haven’t quilted in years. And what if it’s like a Quilting cult!”
J: “It won’t be a cult, Laura.”
Me: “Hmm, maybe they’ll teach me their secret quilting handshake.”
J: “What?”
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