Guys in the University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job...One common question was asked to all 4 of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion.INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got theworst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ONTHE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
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