I Think Paul has just asked me on an official date!!

He said “Would you like to come out for a few drinks on Friday?” Was done in a very casual manner, as was also asking Jack. But did look directly at me when he said ‘you’.

Because this is a very important and sexy date, I shall ask Jack to refuse the invite or else be my driver and then piss off once at the pub.

Also, have ordered new miracle bra filled with baby oil – will make me into beautiful and sought-after model type . Am hoping desperately that it arrives before proper date.

Will now telephone Jess and organize shopping trip for cop-date.