i hate reading a blog, and after the author doesn't update for a while they write something like 'i'm back! I'm going to Start Updating again!'. fuck those people. but, at the same time 'i'm back bitches! and I am going to start updating again'. it's either this - or prison, and as surprising as this may sound - i am not a fan of unwanted shower sex, so it'll have to be blogging. you'll be happy to know i have a whole new set of issues so you can look forward to a slew of self loathing mozzer mondays, self depricating phil fridays, and the occasional cry for help. who am I kidding? this whole blog has been one big cry for help, but that's neither here nor there. just to wet your appetite here is a quick recap of what you can expect now that i've made my triumphant return, clearly it's going to be all about me- including, but not limited to:
-i'm a disaster
-i'm ridiculously insecure
-i over compensate for my insecurities by being an asshole
-sometimes i wish that i actually believed the things that I said
-quitting smoking has made me angrier than usual
-i never take responsibility for my actions
-i have abandonment issues
-secretly i like depriving myself of things
-i love attention more than anything in the world, way beyond the point of it being healthy
-i'm not truly happy unless i'm depressed
-and recently i've had the overwhelming feeling that I'm destined to die alone, and that's probably going to be sooner than I'd like
-did i mention i'm a disaster already?

well that felt good. now - who needs a drink?