it's only a matter of time until you look around and all you have left is you.

UPDATE
that first statement may be a bit of an exaggeration...maybe you look around and all you have left is yourself, a pile of empty pabts blue ribbon cans, a quarter bottle of ketel one, an empty box of nicotine patches, half a dozen fire arms, and the escort section that you tore out of the yellow pages. or maybe you don't own those things and it really is just yourself, who knows? i suppose technically even if you did have all of those things it would still be just you - on account of those other things being, you know, inanimate objects. regardless, i have to say i'm surprised it took this long.

enough of that shit. back to top 5 lists next time.