I don’t have a car, and I barely know how to drive (its okay I take cabs), but for those of you who park on the street and are tired for getting parking tickets because you refuse to wake up at the CRACK just to move your bucket, somebody cares. BeatTix, a service employed by over 225 companies in the City, will fight your ticket for you, and they do a pretty good job. To date, they have saved their customers over a MIL in parking fines and they have a team of lawyers in the city willing to pinch hit for you, even if you parked your boat in front of a bus stop during rush hour.

They charge a $19.95 fee, which means you can park anywhere in the city, for as long as you want, for $19.95, as they claim their “dismissal rate is 100% of penalties & interest and 56% of base fines.” This should significantly reduce cursing.