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How to make more Singaporean babies [Part Two]

The second installment of my report will focus the laws of Singapore with regards to sex. Under the Penal Code (Section 377), it states that:

"Whoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animals, shall be punished with imprisonment for life, or with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 10 years, and shall also be liable to fine."

So, what does Carnal Intercourse mean? This section is classic Singaporean law: the more vague it is, the better, so that I can convict you more easily. Essentially, anything other form of sexual intercourse involving the penetration of a human penis into a human vagina constitutes carnal intercourse. That means, no Oral Sex, no anal sex and no mutual masturbation.

How the hell do you get people to have sex if you are going to place so many restrictions? This law simply turns sex into a form of military drill. Every time, you just do the same marching over and over and over and over and over again. I assure you, people will get sick of having "legal" sex after a while. Try eating salted fish everyday for the next ten years and tell me whether you will get sick of salted fish.

To get more babies, we must work on the process that creates babies. We must remove all obstacles that can hinder Singaporeans from having sex. I recommended that this section should be deleted from the Penal Code. Who is to judge whether my preferred form of sexual intercourse is right or wrong? If there is a law governing how I have sex, what's next? A law to govern how I eat, sleep and shit?

According to a Wikipedia Article, some court cases have established that Oral sex between man and women do not constitute carnal sex provided it leads to the "legal" form of sex. Essentially, you are allowed engage in oral pleasures as foreplay. But, you mean that if my babe is having the time of the month and that it's messy to have sex, she cannot even give me a blowjob? That's ridiculous!!!

By the way, according to the same Wikipedia article, even if you have "legal sex" after oral sex, if you don't Achieve Orgasm, the act of oral sex is still illegal! WHAT THE FUCK. If I cannot achieve orgasm, no matter what you do to me, I just CAN'T! And I commit an offence for that?

Anyway, this report recommends that Section 377 of the Penal Code be removed because it destroys sexual desire in Singaporeans.


This post first appeared on The SG Man - For Singaporean Men, By A Singaporean Man, please read the originial post: here

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