WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP TO MAKE A Turn WHEN DRIVING? DID YOU KNOW YOUR CAR TURNS WHILE YOUR FOOT IS STILL ON THE GAS PEDAL? WHAT A NOVEL FUCKING THOUGHT, EH? OH, YOU’VE GOT TO TAKE THIS RIGHT – WHOOOOOOA, YOU BETTER STOP BEFORE YOU SLOWLY EDGE OFF OF THIS ROAD, SPORT! YOU MIGHT SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL!

I also love how often the same people who are too scared to take a turn at 10mph are the same people who cut me off an inch in front of my bumper when we’re doing 55mph.

PS – Most of you who I am referring to live in New Jersey, where the roads are already a hot fucking mess. Just so you know. Maybe it’s because you TAKE YOUR ROAD TEST IN A PARKING LOT.