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Fear of the non-believer

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Christians, is there an other word that as much fear in the hearts of regualr people, well yes its Exam but that comes later, right now im focusing on Christians, they can scene when there is a theological discusion around and then home-in and strike.
"the bible says this......the bible says that.......the bible told me to kill my entire family."
I just think shut the fuck up.
But then again I have been known to say that to everyone.
Christians believe that any discussion no matter how far removed from the bible is always linked to the bible. Here are some quotes taken from real life christains.

"you know last night I had a dream a Jesus told me the answers to todays test."
"I don't care what you think, I know that the bible is true and I'll keep believing it until you prove otherwise."
"Can you believe that Thanh doesn't believe in god?"
my reply
"Yes. hes buddihist. Buddihists don't believe in god. because they have what you don't and thats the ability to take your life in your own hands."

Now, christians like to quote the bible, no, they love to quote the bible, it turns them on. So I thought Id share some bible quotes that christians seem to just flip past.

If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and throw it way.
Mattew 5:27
....And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley because they had chariots of Iron.
Jud 1:19 (see you can beat god just build shit out of iron).
All these signs should follow them that believe; in my name they shall cast out the devil; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpants; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick and they shall recover.
mark 16:17-18 (i don't see any of those Bible bashing christains drinking posion and surviving nor do they heal other with a simple touch)
I ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
Matt 17:20 (see christain you can move mountains so go ahead and see if you are really a beliver, go ahead do it.)

Well thats all i got so till next time Im the Moleman and your either with us or your against us.
MOLE OUT.


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