it was a toothless crimeand a minor infractionI knew I’d been rumbledwhen the filth first arrivedbut then you appearedto nobble the jurywith your instant rapportand your winning smile you’re blessed with finesseand the easy persuasionyou come on real smoothin the ragged situationsso finger the finkwho stole all my gravyand we’ll roll that bumfor his very last dime.