I had the good fortune of seeing Mitch Hedberg on TV once, though at the time I had no idea what his name was. Through the marvel of modern technology, otherwise known as the phenomenon called YouTube, I rediscovered him quite accidentally and thought wow, this guy is hilarious. Sadly, other than his name, I also learned he's long dead. Yet Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld still live. Go figure.

Anyway enjoy the clip. And remember: If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.