Health code violation, Pandemonium

Entertainment Value:

Marvin** and Ellen** went on a date at a local pizza joint that performs plays in its basement. After ordering and taking their seats, they waited in the audience for the play to begin. Instead, the director took center stage and said, "A large rat ran across the stage during last night's performance, and we worked it into the plot, but well, one just threatened an actress backstage. She's refused to go on, so we'll have to cancel tonight's performance. But feel free to stay and eat your pizza." Just then, Wanda and Ellen's pizza order was out, and shortly thereafter, they were too.