Roger Horton (actor Jack Hunter) has dyed his hair and is wearing a mustache, in the latest video from Cracked's Honest Ads series (previously), that tells the truth about theme parks.
Theme parks, especially Disneyland, Disney World, and Six Flags are great if you enjoy being mentally (and financially) screwed with while you navigate a maze of barf, torture machines, and fried food.
Previously: If smart watch commercials were honest
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