So we're out at this restaurant. DH and I look at the menu and decide to go for a Plate of Fried vegetables as an appetizer. In the north, we would expect receive a plate with fried zucchini, cauliflower, mushrooms, and probably some hand-dipped onion rings. Mmmmm.

What did we get?

Fried okra, fried corn balls, and cheese sticks.

I'm not even asking.