I AM THE Father OF ANNA NICOLE'S BABY.

It's like this, hmmm, lets see, well it was last January, I was in a bar in the Bahamas, I gotta admit I was sauced out of my noggin' on margaritas but not too drunk to "tango" if you know what I mean, all of a sudden this busty blonde sits next to me and starts to tell me all about her problems, one thing led to another and BINGO! I scored. Right before she split I asked her what her name was, she said "my name is Anna"...so you see, I AM the father, I have no doubts about this...I am calling my lawyer tomorrow.