Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7056. I'd like to die young as late as possible. (Marcel Prévost)

7057. Bad weather always looks worse through a window. (Tom Lehrer)

7058. I still say a church with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. (Doug McLeod)

7059. Desire is like a brush fire, wild and spectacular, then it dies. (Réjean Lévesque)

7060. In real Love, you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. (Margaret Anderson)

7061. Middle of the night
loneliness
hogs the covers. (Coyote Sings)

7062. Freud said the necktie is a symbol for the penis. Presumably cos' you can get long ones, short ones and ones covered in spots. (Jimmy Carr)

7063. The slogan is a sickness of the formula. (Léon-Paul Fargue)

7064. The older I get, the better I was. (?)

7065. Graveyard: promised land. (A. Belot & H. Bennassar)

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