Most people have good Qualities and bad qualities, usually in equal parts. Often the good outweighs the bad, making it easy to forgive their faults. But the following people literally make me sick! I leave the room immediately whenever they appear on TV, or anywhere, and go straight for the bottle of Pepto-Bismol I keep handy for such moments.

Sometimes, just waking up in the morning, I fantasize about a world in which these human insects do not exist. It's wonderful there, unlike here where it is not at all wonderful and these creatures have become wealthy celebrities despite having slithered out from under a rock in some slimy, oozing wetlands.

Whoopie Godlberg about to eat her lunch.