Taking a Selfie is an art, as much, eating a pastry is dieting. Both way, you look fat, or at least, fatter than you think you should legitimately look. But in the second case, you don’t look ugly!

So here are ways in which you can take a better selfie:

1. Rather than spending money on a complete-face-reconstruction-plastic-surgery, try to visit exotic locations. The figuratively breathtaking scenary in the background will compensate for the literally breathtaking face in the foreground.
2. Try to apply filters, however, though they may boost your confidence for the photoshoot, they unfortunately do not work in real life!
3. Try to crop your face out of the picture.
4. Doodle on your face, so as to hide the skin.
5. Break the front camera, so that you can take pictures only with your rear camera which has better resolution, not that it will help though.
6. Try wearing make up, and if you are already wearing it, you should try removing it ASAP (Because, ‘why bear the weight of an unfruitful solution?’).
7. Try to smile, without showing your teeth and what you had last night.
8. Throw away the phone and blame it for making you look ugly.
9. Wear a batman mask in all your selfies. The MASK, is an even better choice.
10. Appreciate the fact, that looks don’t determine the quality of your character. What a perfectly clicked & beautiful selfie can do, a suddenly clicked & ugly selfie can do too, for they are both totally useless. Instead, turn your eyes towards the scenary in the background instead of showing it your back. (OPTIONAL: Now ask your friend to click a picture. This will look comparatively better than the selfie!)

Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay

Editor-in-chief
Antarctica Daily

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