30 February, 0152: Very often in our rich History, have we discovered inventions and invented discoveries so intriguing that it has changed the whole history ever since, which if you think carefully, has in fact, changed the future of thence, as history could not be changed, unless you have a time machine or get hold of a few tachyons. But what happened last week will surely be remembered by the posterity as the marvel of the millenia.
Right when we were starting to state than Polythene will be the reason of extinction of human beings, some wise man from somewhere, did something so amazing that it is not yet entirely known what exactly he did, but sources say that he has devised a new type of material called Polythick, which as it sounds is a partial homophonic antonym of Polythene. Let us educate ourselves with the amazing properties of this ‘all new material’:
- It is not non-biodegradable like polythene, neither is it biodegradable. It is instead, Hyperbiodegradable, which means it degrades as soon as you synthesize it and degrades everything else around it, be it metals or wood simultaneously. It is believed to be THE thing that will help us out with waste management.
- It is ductile, malleable, sonorous with high tensile strength and at the same time it is brittle, prone to corrosion, biosynthetic and responsive to touch.
- It can change colour depending upon the political situation. Presently it is red in US and Orange in India, though reverse is also not impossible.
- It has anti-gravity properties, book made up of this can be difficult to put down.
- It can suddenly vanish and then reappear at a different place, in fact, Joking Growling has confirmed that this was used by Death to make the younger brothers’ invisibility cloak.
- Its cost can vary humongously, one second it could be a dollar for a ton, the next minute it might be Graham’s Number of Pounds for a microgram.
- It can be used to make bullets as well as clothes, but you should consider the 5th point above before buying such a dress.
- It is synthesized by adding the costliest water to a specific nutritious drink. (click to know which!)
- It does not catch fire when placed in fire, but catches fire when drenched in water, and similarly, and also ironically, it is heavier than iron and lighter than feather.
- It even has artificial intelligence!
Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
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