They say that the internet was supposed to open an unimaginable treasure trove of information for people, and, well… they were right! Every month, we are blown away by the amount of people who take to the internet to seek out information and are brought to Robot Butt.

These are always such insightful queries, and I feel like it’s our duty to highlight them. So without further ado, here is an unedited list of some search terms that brought people to Robot Butt in October:

• big pile of poop
• dwarf throwing sport olympics
• feed susan collins to the lobsters
• fuck property
• how to stop smiling so much
• jasmine dog poop images
• presidents who ever had sex in their office desk
• robot ass motions
• what is the relationship between McGruff and Scruff
• white house food taster needed ?
• pumpkin sex
• infowars internship
• chuck lorre house
• my girlfriend’s husband
• is my roommate a sociopath
• human meat mcdonalds
• property brothers sex nook
• batman penis size
• how to touch his dick
• naked for mailman
• worst circus disasters in history
• i put hot sauce on her
• doritos illuminati
• human skin suit

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