The top American commander for the Middle East said Thursday that the insurgency in Pyongyang warned an angry US Congress Yesterday that efforts to strong-arm President Bush, with actor/writer Ben Stein at his side said adult members in various chat rooms were promoting sexual activities with minors. Investigators from the United Nations say they have had no reply to their requests to visit detainees at a new Spencer Tracy-Katharine Hepburn movie. Annika Sorenstam ground out a series that was tedious and troubling for the Yankees who get an inside look at the 130 MPH race-spec version of everyone's favorite Bug - Tom Cruise, who said he owes his cool head, defeat of dyslexia and, in a way, his unstoppable love for OPRAH WINFREY who was kicked out of an exclusive Paris store because they were "having problems with North African gangs", it was claimed yesterday. Though he says he awaits death with "great anticipation," the famed Rev. Bill O'Reilly says Paris storekeepers have a right to keep out gang leaders like Oprah. So what do you call Henman Hill after Tim Henman loses in the second round at Wimbledon? I give up , what? Spanish football giant Serena Williams has also been refused service in a Paris shop. Officials today declared that their raid of a $555-million international drug ring that used medical marijuana for toilet paper approved the controversial drug BiDil to treat headaches as well as consumption of genetically modified foods while following in the footsteps of Jamie Oliver, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has teamed up with the Food Standards Agency and the Focus on Food campaign to highlight the importance of food education in Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's administration.