Hey readers of our soon-to-be-hit comedy blog,
We haven't been posting because we spent all of that time coming up with the funniest story in deep space.
But...
This post is so funny, you'll want to send $10 USD to our Paypal to help support children in need! (link on right side)
So here is the first part of our "cute little story"!
There once was a baby named Lil Wayne. He liked to sing lullabies to his mother. He was so intelligent he could sing at the age of 368 days. His mother loved to listen to his lullabies. However, poor Lil Wayne could not rap for his life. One time, Lil Wayne saw his mother listening to rap music, so he asked his mom who she was listening to. She said that she was jamming out to Eminem. She was even reciting the lyrics "I murder a rhyme, one word at a time." On his third birthday, his mother gave him a purple snapback which stated his life goal in bright white. For those of you that are curious, the hat is posted below...
One day, Lil Wayne and his mom went to a concert. An Eminem concert. His mom said to him "There will be many drugs. Alchohol included. But you cannot use any until you're 4! It feels too good for you" Lil Wayne was looking forward to this concert.
Stay tuned next week to see what happens at the concert!!
-The Comedy Bagels
