Remember the "Magic Eight Ball"?  Neither do the hipsters at a local Seattle-based Coffee shop, but that hasn't stopped a "Cup of Joe" from being intuitive. 

It all started this past Sunday morning. Excusing his behavior on the fact that he hadn't had his first cup of coffee, local church-goer David Huntington quickly changed his tune when he made out a strange message in the caffeine-laden drink.

"I demanded a cup of dark roasted Colombian with 20 milliliters of 2% Soy Milk at a temperature of exactly 100 degrees, and enough room to add my own sugar and nutmeg," began Huntington's tale. 

"When I didn't get it exactly how I ordered it, I began my usual post-church berating . The aimless hippy barista made me a second cup, and immediately a message started to form on the beverage's surface," Huntington continued.  

"It was very spooky," a visibility shaken Huntington stated. "I've obviously been hand-picked by Jesus, but I'm puzzled on who the initials U.R. stand for?"

Joey Klosterman, the barista who served the coffee and an art student at a local community college, was unavailable for comment, as he came down with a rare bout of laughter and asked to excuse himself.

Catholic church has neither denied nor confirmed the supernatural occurrence, but has offered some words of caution,  "Until we can determine if this is truly an Act of Grace or a dangerous rouse by the one of the many demons, don't ask it tough word problems and,  for the love of God, don't poke it with a coffee stirrer!"