My Girlfriend is away at University and wants a Horse for her birthday. I can’t afford a horse so I’ve decided to become one instead. I’ve already nailed horseshoes to protect my feet and found a great wig to wear as a mane. I also bought a great branding iron that I can’t wait for her to use on me. On November 23rd I am moving to a Ranch in Colorado with a full time trainer who will give me a new name and teach me how to gallop. I know this is a selfish message—but the journey to please my girlfriend, while exciting, has been very difficult for me.
I ask for your support and advice because your love and willingness to see me triumph makes the burden so much easier! Thank you so much!
