span of a small gnat. I can't keep this blogging lark regular at all. It's been so long since my last post I've changed my name by deed poll. I've no news really only I came up with a bit of a Business plan.

I've decided I'm going to buy a small plane off a fella I know from Ardfert and start an airline business flying into Farranfore from Dublin. We'll bomb it down in half an hour - 4 hours faster than the trains and then when O'Leary is running the whole show I'll sell him my airplane business for 25 Billion Euros.

It's a winner of an idea. Keep it quiet though. I don't want Bertie copping on to it.