I'm originally from New York City. New York is the only place where, if you look at someone long enough, they'll eventually spit.
In most cities, a stranger might come up to you and ask you what time it is. In New York he'll just steal your watch.
Times are hard in New York these days. Yesterday the Statue of Liberty was stopping ships in the harbor and asking for spare change.
Have some fun with a New York cab driver: the next time you reach your destination say, “Pay? I was hitchhiking!"
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None of your friggin' business!
In most cities, a stranger might come up to you and ask you what time it is. In New York he'll just steal your watch.
Times are hard in New York these days. Yesterday the Statue of Liberty was stopping ships in the harbor and asking for spare change.
Have some fun with a New York cab driver: the next time you reach your destination say, “Pay? I was hitchhiking!"
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None of your friggin' business!
