Ok, it’s been a long silence here at lesbian humor blog, but we saw two things today that finally motivated us to post:

2) http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-could-you-boycott-a-cookie?sub=1640030_391645.  Ok, let’s just get unpack this for a moment.  People are boycotting…a cookie.  It was ok when that cookie was filled with old-testament prohibited pork lard, and ok when that cookie contributed to diabetes.  But posting a picture of a delicious looking fake rainbow oreo; that’s just too much.  Conserva-assholes of the world, take note:  JESUS SAYS NO OREOS FOR YOU.  In the meantime, more tasty oreos for the rest of us!

Oh tasty pride oreo, I’d love to take you back to my place and perform some pagan sacrifices with you after you and I finish corrupting America’s youth.