Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know.
If you Lend someone $10 and never see them again, it was probably money well spent.
I made a killing in the stock market yesterday. I shot my broker.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
If you Lend someone $10 and never see them again, it was probably money well spent.
I made a killing in the stock market yesterday. I shot my broker.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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