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WHO SAYS I CAN'T COOK? . YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T TASTED MY CEREAL.










Facebook: the one site we all criticize, yet couldn't live without.
















They say the early bird gets the worm....Helloooooo tequila!!














The only way my gym membership will next get used will be by identity theft.


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