I HAVE A PERFECT SWIM SUIT BODY BUT I DON'T SHOW IT OFF MUCH BECAUSE ITS KIND OF A HASSLE TO BRING IT UP FROM THE CELLAR
That 5 second delay when newscasters are talking to foreign correspondents is the only reason I watch the news.
When did things change? Guys want to see a Movie about a teddy bear and girls want to see a movie about strippers!
I'm dipping my pizza in my beer...I think I'm onto something here.
That 5 second delay when newscasters are talking to foreign correspondents is the only reason I watch the news.
When did things change? Guys want to see a Movie about a teddy bear and girls want to see a movie about strippers!
I'm dipping my pizza in my beer...I think I'm onto something here.
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