Nasa unveils new anti-gravity device for space station
NASA today unveiled the latest addition in hardware for the international space station, the tx3000. A device that some say will eliminate the constant gravity of space. “with this anti-gravity device astronauts will be able to float around the space station like a dolphin swims in the ocean” one insider says. Tony Smith adds “only without the water though”
The national federation of future space cadets calls the invention a “step in the right direction” as 3rd lieutenant of future stellar mission control told the world press at a news conference held earlier this morning. NASA spokesman Lance dertioniea announced that the small device would make it possible to launch foods in the air at fellow astronauts in a suspended state of flotation, a goal NASA had been trying to reach for nearly four decades.
Excited astronaut Bill Lingent told reporters “I will finally be able to go to sleep in mid air” a goal he has nurtured since falling off the top bunk when married to his ex-wife. But not everyone is impressed with the new device, some calling it “not worth it” and “a waist of tax payers money” To those snide and hurtful remarks NASA stands behind the device 63.4% saying that the device was needful and fulfilled a scientific pourpose to rival that of the gorge foreman grill. Exactly what that purpose is NASA has remained “tight lipped” much like a virgins pussy says C.E.R.N spokesman Jerry Burtes, who consulted on the project with NASA janitors who invented the device.
NASA said the Anti-Gravity device would be installed by the crew of the discovery on its next planned mission mid October.