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My 2016 Election Prediction or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the OBombmas

It's been one crazy ride this year. Dare I say one one of the most tumultuous, harrowing 'are you F'ing Kidding Me?' years ever. Personally, I cannot remember having to endure so much in such a compressed amount of time. I take solace in knowing that the glory is literally just around the corner. Victory is at hand. It's all been for a reason.

Ah yes, platitudes and cliches drawn from your buttocks, how convenient Issac. Yeah, well it's true. I wouldn't be tap tapping on my keyboard if it wasn't. My goodness it's been a while since I tap tapped hasn't it?

Fifteen years ago I showed up at the playground and began yelling and screaming bloody murder. I dropped to my knees and pleaded with you all to believe me, to realize what I was saying about the world was true. The playground was empty. Everyone was inside 'learning' stuff. A few delinquents cutting class patted me on the back and said 'Wow that's deep man, want a drag'. I politely declined and shuffled off to my Batcave. This went on for years. Hopping up and down, pleading my case, begging for an awakening. I got a few acolytes but ultimately, it was a pat on the back and an 'Oh Issac, c'mon.'

So I stepped away and slowly watched as the playground slowly filled up with angry bewildered children. Slivers of light crept through the cracks and tickled the minds of the eye rollers and head shakers. What started out as a trickle grew into a stream of kiddies congregating in the virtual playgrounds of the planet, all in disbelief about the world being a lie. Even those who were in denial were there, vehemently defending their outmoded beliefs simply because the truth was too hard for them to bear. It turned into a circus and then a demolition derby; thoughts ideas and beliefs clanging against each other with reckless abandon.

It was tempting to show up but I had better things to do…like to get happy and to stay in gratitude. To come to the realization that the best I could do was to lead the life I wanted to lead and that in doing that I was giving back to the world everything it needed and more. I fell in love, slipped out of it…but here I am; shinier than ever.

So I bring these, umm, let's call them possibilities, to you simply as an offering. Take them with a grain or tub full of salt. It's what I know to be true.

This Election cycle has been unlike any one in the history of politics and that's because there has been an undoing going on underneath the surface. An unraveling of a thick bloody ball of yarn that has been a blot on the soul of humanity for many many years. What many of you interface with is the stage show. The one that you see with your eyes as you sit in the audience. Yet the madness you've been witnessing onstage is nothing compared to the backstage drama.

Enough of the preamble. Here's my 'Prediction'. On with the show…

1. Hilary drops out for 'health' reasons.

She was going to be arrested publicly so 'health' works out better for her. There's a strong chance she's already been taken away by US Special Forces. There's also a very strong chance she's dead. No, seriously. Not my desire to convince you of anything. This is just what I know. It's gonna be reaaal interesing to see how this plays out. I have no idea who's going to show up for the debate tonight or what's going to happen. I'm pretty sure they're rehearsing their tootsies off to make it seem like it's real. Here's something to try: Instead of looking at the debate as if it was real and had deep implications look at it as if was a scripted TV show and judge it on its artistic merits and believability.

Check out this video about how they can manipulate CGI renderings of actual people using source actors who look nothing like the people that you're seeing:

Facial Re-enactment Video

We've completely descended into the realm of Maxx Headroom for those who are long enough in the tooth to remember.

As for all the scandals surrounding Hillary, look, the Email scandal was a red herring. The Clinton Foundation was and is the real target. Taking that down pretty much takes down the entire government. Yeesh, that mechanism is the parasitic octopus of death that has its tentacles in every pocket and orifice in D.C. and throughout the planet. When that's opened up like a pot pie the stink is going to rise to the heavens and beyond.

Anyway, I feel I can say with absolute certainty that Hillary Clinton will in no way ever be Commander in Chief. How they spin it and present it to the public is a mystery but it honestly doesn't matter. So, then what?


2. Bernie becomes the Nominee with Michelle Obama as Veep.

That'll satisfy a whole lot of people and reinvigorate the populace. Well, at least it'll make The Daily Show happy and almost everyone I know who thinks Bernie is the bees knees. You've probably been seeing a whole lot of Michelle Obama lately which is odd since they're on their way out. You've definitely seen a whole lot more of her than Barack and this is the reason for it. It's on the table for these two to usher in the restoration of the Republic. It's also on the table for Michelle to be the nominee by herself. Bernie had his nomination stolen by Clinton anyway so this feels justified in a way although I'm not sure that's what's going to happen. I have a feeling there's an alternative to this. It was originally supposed to be Biden as replacement Nominee and that still could happen as well which I feel would be awful. That guy's as slimy as slimy comes and in no way is representative of anything new. This is a very fluid situation and all three of these people have zero say whether or not they get to step in or not.

For the record I liked Bernie but he wanted waaay too much of my money to make things better so I hope his government bloating programs are shelved if he is indeed brought back into the fold. To me he always sounded like an angry Rabbi berating his congregation for not being able to read the Torah in Hebrew. Lighten up Bern. Have a Rugelach.



3. Trump wins.

Wahooo! Yayyyy! It's what everyone wants! Sorry folks. Lots of Americans love him.
My feelings about Trump have always been this: Okay, a lot of so-called idiots and 'dumb Americans' support him. But he strikes a very strong nerve. A nerve that whether you agree with or not is valid and needed to be heard. He spoke to pain and that pain warbled back with anger and desperation. Your pinky toe may seem stupid and useless but try walking around on a broken pinky toe. I've done it. It sucks, hurts like hell and it absolutely affects your entire body. These pinky toes should not be ignored as insignificant and marginalized as you feel they need to be. They are a part of the whole that is us and they deserve as much attention and love as the smartest whip who works at the Huffington post.

Hate Trump all you want but you must applaud his efforts for completely torpedoing the Republican party. It's one of the few reasons I liked Bernie. He was doing to the Democrats what Trump was doing to the Republicans and anything that aids in the crumbling of this two party nonsense needs to be encouraged.  So Trump wins right? I mean, with Hilary out a stolen election doesn't work anymore. But…it's not going to happen. Let me soothe your raging blood vessels:

Donald Trump will never take the highest office in the land. Why? Because he doesn't want to. He could give a rats ass about governing a nation, all he cares about is himself. Look I'm an Actor.
I recognize when someone is playing a role and The Donald has played his to a tee. It was never meant for Trump to win it was meant for him to play the foil to Hillary but as his popularity grew exponentially he was used more and more as a mouthpiece to drop truth bombs about the way this country has really been governed over the past century.

Now with Hillary done he has nothing left to do. I believe I just read something where it said he is no longer going to be using any more of his money and this is the reason why. To be clear, Trump will be reimbursed all of his money plus interest. It was a job for him, to gain more fame and make a buck; that was the agreement.

Build a wall. How ridiculous. Like Mexicans don't know how to use a catapult.

Okay wait, so Trump and Hillary are done…who are we going to elect? Well...


4. The Election is suspended.

I don't think we get to elect anybody come November. I don't think this country is going to be the same in November. I think there's going to be some major event or announcement before we even get that far.

People, this election is an act. It's Theater. Pure Theater. It has ZERO to do with the direction or future legislation of this country and has everything to do with money and inside power struggles between people you probably never heard of. If you can't see through the illusion then Trump will continue to be the blaring image of The Great Oz for you and Hillary the cackling Wicked Witch.

There's already hints of a suspended election in the Mainstream news. If and when that becomes the case then there's a bunch of scenarios. Obama could continue to act as Window Dressing
as the operating CEO and Spokesman of the government until the people behind the scenes figure everything out. I don't even think the Obamas have been living in the White House since the beginning of the summer. He's just been playing his role. Hate or love them all you want, they've been taking orders since they got in and have not had a chance to do much of anything. This is why Obama or even Michelle gets used as someone who finally acts as the face of ultimate freedom of this country and who helps set it on the right path since so many people believe or want to believe in him. It also could be Biden. It also could be Stephen Colbert or The Rock at this point, who knows. I do think that ultimately the acting President who takes this country into the Golden Age is someone you've never heard of but someone with deep roots in Constitutional Law and Real Justice.

The end of the US Corporation's (yes this country is a Body Politic and in no way a Constitutional Republic) fiscal year is October 1st so there could be some fireworks shortly after that, or longer, hard to say. There are rumblings that the Federal Reserve Board will come to an end on September 30th. I find that a bit hard to believe but if the funny money makers are put to an end I'll personally be dancing in the street. Ultimately this is all barrelling towards our Republic being restored with a Financial Reset that links the Dollar to a Gold Standard and puts a whole lot of Bankers and Politicians in the clink.

Sound crazy? Of course it is. Doesn't mean it isn't real. Bonkers does not mean not true my friends, it just means bonkers. I didn't even go into all the other incredible events that are going on above the planet. My goodness if you only knew the magnitude of what was going on. Oh, and full disclosure is on the table and by that I mean absolute full disclosure of all Extra Terrestrial contact and the details of all of our Secret Space Programs. Look, I'm not this huge UFO guy by any stretch of the imagination but all that stuff is beyond real. Hmm, the Pentagon says it lost 6.5 trillion dollars and has no idea where it went. Where do you think it went? FanDuel bets? Hot Topic shopping sprees? Taylor Swift swag?

One day soon it will all come to light. One day soon the technologies that have been suppressed from humanity will be used in ways we never could imagine. One day soon all these ridiculous deadly diseases that could be cured in hours will be a thing of the past. One day soon my Beetchin' '79 Camaro will be fully restored!

In the meantime…Football! Distractions! Swipe Right! Glug Glug! Chomp Chomp!

Stay thirsty for answers my friends.



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