My sister got the seven year itch, from me. We have been roommates for seven years and she’s packing up her things and taking the show on the road. Moving to Portland Maine. Someplace unaccessable by subway. It’s like a break up. I’m kinda hoping I respond by hooking up with a bunch of guys. My Coping mechanisms have never included extreme promiscuity which is unfortunate for me and the men in my immediate line of vision. The thing is, I cope with change like a wild animal who spots its predator. I freeze. I remain still and stoic. The...