A list of the Weird, Wacky and Wonderful to round out the week.

If this doesn't scar the kid for life, I don't know what will

Caught pants-down in house's chimney, Calif. man claims he was stargazing; police suspect burglary
I'll resist the urge to comment on any planetary bodies he may have been gazing at.

The "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Strikes".

Canadian Angels is born
Support our Armed Forces.

Sask. Opposition draws fire for misspelling province's name in TV ad

One 'Stroke Special' to go please
One of the more popular items on the menu at Mulligan's bar in suburban Decatur, Ga., is the "hamdog," a half-pound of hamburger meat wrapped around a hot dog, which is deep-fried and served on a hoagie topped with chili, bacon and a fried egg. The bar also offers the "Luther," a half-pound burger served with bacon and cheese on a Krispy Kreme doughnut, and, for dessert, fried Twinkies, two deep-fried Cap'n Crunch-coated Twinkies topped with chocolate and cherry sauce.

Terrorists have needs too
"When we went on-line we would deliberately go onto chat rooms and pornography sites. There were probably times I enjoyed it," the admitted terrorist testified, speaking of a technique he and friends used to divert scrutiny.

"I've never said I was a perfect Muslim," said Mohammad Junaid Babar, a 31-year-old New Yorker

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