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Haikus For Your Ex Lover


so ive been busy with exams, and completely uninspired.
but im also the kind or person that stays mad for quite a while without saying anything.
So remember in the 6th grade when you were taught that cute little haiku poetry structure? well its now perfect for throwing shade at your ex with very little effort.

So this is 3 haikus to an ex lover

1. My boobs may be small
   but let us quickly discuss
   the size of your dick

2. Your music was good
    And that was all that was good
    Seriously just that

3. Shut the fuck up now
    Immediately would be nice
    Look at this teen angst!


That is all i have to say, thank you, dear jerk, for inspiring shitty poetry.


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