When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Homer Simpson
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Nancy Astor
Types Of Friendship
Human Life
Gratefulness Quotes
Technical Quotes
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Continue Reading » Homer Simpson
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Nancy Astor
Types Of Friendship
Human Life
Gratefulness Quotes
Technical Quotes
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
