May 2017 Nooky Box review time!
Disclosure: I received this box for review purposes. I was not compensated in any way. All opinions are my own. Post may contain affiliate and/or referral links.
Subscriptions are $80/quarter and shipping is free within the US. — For a limited time, you can save 15% on your first box with coupon code “2littlerosebuds“!
Let’s see what’s in my May 2017 Nooky Box!
Everything was shipped in a plain (discreet!) white and orange box.
A peek inside!
An info card listed all of the items in this month’s box, along with brief descriptions and retail values for each one. — May’s theme was “Sex is Healthy”.
Go F–k Yourself Suggested Nooky
Every box comes with a short erotic story written exclusively for Nooky Box. I was going to include a photo of the text, but it would have required a lot of editing to keep it PG-13.
Eggplant Emojibator ($32)
HA! The popular phallic vegetable emoji is now an actual vibrator! This cute lil’ guy is waterproof for both bath & shower play and has 10 different vibration settings. The power/speed controls are built right into the tip of the eggplant’s stem and it runs on 4 LR44 batteries (included). It’s made of medical-grade silicone and measures approximately 4.84 x 1.22 inches.
Emojibator Travel Case ($7)
Also included with the Emojibator was this purple and black travel case. It features a full zipper closure and a cheeky message on the inside lid.
Perfect Fit Ribbed C*ck Ring ($14)
Made of a high quality silicone/TPR blend, this ribbed ring is both durable and comfortable. It actually has a one year guarantee and promises longer lasting erections and explosive orgasms.
Pandora’s Pops Nooky Berry Aphrodisiac Lollipops ($10)
These aphrodisiac-infused lollipops are handcrafted by holistic health artisans using all natural ingredients including fair trade organic cane sugar, organic damiana, muira puama, hawthorne berry, and organic essential oils. They’re gluten-free, non-GMO, and vegan friendly!
Bswish Bfit Classic Love Balls ($16)
The Bfit Classic includes single and dual body-safe silicone harnesses, along with two small interchangeable smooth silicone love balls. All parts are made of 100% body safe silicone and are waterproof, making them perfect for use in the bath or shower.
Almost Naked Good Clean Love Personal Lubricant ($16)
This water-based lubricant is made with 95% organic ingredients and is completely free of glycerin, parabens, synthetic fragrance, and other petrochemicals. It’s safe for use with latex & polyisoprene toys and is both vegan-friendly and gluten-free.
Samples
Nooky Box also includes a variety of stickers, samples, and other bonus goodies in every box.
Another great offering from Nooky Box! I think the highlight of the box was definitely the Eggplant Emojibator. Too funny! The total value (not including the samples) was $105, which is certainly fair for an $80 box. — Remember, for a limited time you can save 15% on your first box with coupon code “2littlerosebuds“!
May 2017 Nooky Box Review
Summary
A great box for spicing things up and exploring new avenues of pleasure!
What do the stars mean?
★ = Crummy ★★ = Just Okay ★★★ = Good ★★★★ = Awesome ★★★★★ = Extraordinarily Awesome
