There is a Big Book of Wisdom.
In it, it says: Avoid much suspicion/negative assumptions.
Here’s some news about lemons: they can be very Sour.
When you add a lemon to anything, it can turn that thing sour too.
Add it to water, you get sour water. Add it to a salad, you get sour salad. Add it to yogurt, you get really bad yogurt.
The Lemon Twist!
We love lemons here. We love adding lemons to everything.
If it is someone’s social life, we’ll squeeze a lemon on that.
If it is a success story, we’ll dole some lemons out.
If it is a latent talent, bright mind, or innovative idea, we’ll sprinkle some lemon juice on it.
We just love things sour!
It spices life up.
It is the little things we say, or our small actions that can speak volumes. It doesn’t matter whether it is one smug look (hey buddy, we know what’s really going on), or a roll of the eyes, or even one lemony word.
It can really turn things sour.
We love things chatpatta.
So we just add
One
More
Lemon.
