Ranting is defined as, "a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion". Some people are just born to complain. My father never ranted, my mother never ranted so why do I love to rant? Is it genetic? Did something happen in my past? My favorite characters on the muppets where to two old guys who loved to complain about the show. This is what I like to do, sit on the balcony and rant about why Gonzo hangs around with all those chickens? What is Gonzo anyway?

Like everything else in life there are rules. My ranting will follow six easy rules:

1. Blame everything on someone else
2. You are smarter then everyone else.
3. Life is simple, its other people that make it complicated
4. Keep rants simple and to the point dammit!
5. I rant, therefore I am.
6. It's easier to complain than to change the world.

Please follow me as I rant about life's instances. This blog will not be journal. I will not blog, "I got up this morning and took a dump". Who cares! I certainly don't want to read about anyone’s bowel movements. Remember rule four.